Biggest Advantage Of Not having LOVER

What is the Biggest Advantage Of Not having LOVER...???

1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can eat in any restaurant..
8. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls
9. Can go anywhere with any one
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes